Mash That Button

Clockwork Orangutan could be the surest sign that there is a last, dying gasp of breath for government by the people. The lamentable sonafabitch was elected by the rules.

Republicans ran a prayer breakfast for The Camp Fire Girls with proceeds going to widowed grandmothers when compared and contrasted with the democratic primary.  All of it still the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen on TV.

I wouldn’t let this goofecock near my children or let him touch my cats.  If he was begging outside a convenience store, I’d buy more feminine hygiene products than needed for the women in my life so I could pelt him with them on the way to my car.

Because he is a cunt.

That’s my disclaimer because otherwise the Hillbot jackasses would knee jerk to me being a Trump supporter or a misogynist.  The cheapest, laziest and most intellectually dishonest arguments available.

Because they are cunts too.

He got over 60 million people to believe he was something he wasn’t.  He did not cheat.  He lied.  They all do. This man who smells desperation and vulnerability like a pig hunting truffles. He rocked a goddamn kazoo.  Hillary and the DNC were the worst high school marching band any parade has ever seen.  Dissonant and undisciplined to the point of cacophony.  They couldn’t even figure out a message that would resonate because she was completely full of shit.

He’s not going to be indicted or impeached for election fraud, conspiracy or collusion with the Russians, because it didn’t happen.  He played one note.  Over and over.  On a goddamned kazoo.

He’s merely a symptom.

Meanwhile, democrats are actively courting pro life candidates as a solution somehow, to losing every race in sight for the last decade.  They say it’s an opportunity to compromise and attract more right of center voters.

You can’t make this shit up.

Howard Dean, the former presidential candidate turned big pharma lobbyist, now openly opposing single payer health care while running Hillary’s Super PAC, says progressives are “whiny” and don’t want to win because they want “purity”.

Howard Dean needs to sick up that turd he always looks like he just gulped and blow me.

It is inestimable that these party boss jackwagons can’t figure this simplest of shit out.  It’s still, “the economy stupid”.  The majority of registered voters remember when it was possible to have a house, adequate health care, two cars, two college educations, retirement and vacations on a single salary.    If they run another bullshit, bought and paid for neoliberal, he or she will fucking lose and we continue to fold into a third world country because democrats continue to marginalize themselves into a vacuum.

Democrats were supposed to be the bulwark.

It gives me pause.

Republicans love this shit.

Fuck them too.

Drinks for my friends

 

 

 

 

3 Responses to “Mash That Button”

  • REIYA:

    It’s all in your last paragraph.

    Simple!!!

    Elite Hillary couldn’t have figured that out? She literally made me sick; emitting putrid vibes!
    I felt she was trying to shove the New World Order down our throats. It’s coming but shouldn’t they at least add a sugar coating , making it more palatable to the Freedom and Independent minded?

    Michael, very artsy the way you make reference to the kazoo in your article. Thank You!

  • KIMINEM:

    WHATDA HELL MOTHAFUCKA? I WANNA HAER SOME RAP MUZIC. MARIJUANA SMELL, POLYESTER GREEN, PRETEND ROYALTY GOLDEN GYPSY MEAN. PROFOUNDLY LOUD VOICES, & BEATS CRASHING THROUGH MY BRAIN, FLOWING LIKE A LOUD MOTHARFUCKIN TRAIN. LOUD MOTHARFUCKA!

    FRENCH KISS, YO”RR BITCH IS MY BITCH. CATS DON’T ALWAYS WANT TO BE, YOU PEOPLES PETS. CAT LIKES TO ROAM. EYE GLO SLICK WET LIPS,IN DA BLACK OF NIGHT.. BACK SEAT RIDE, FLIPPING BEATS THROUGH MEAN TIGHT STREETS. VAIN MOTHAFUKN BUILDINGS PIERCE THE NIGHT.

    CONCRETE N’ STEEL, WINDOWS GLEAMING IN THE GRIME WATCHING EVERY THING WE DO, MURKY STREET LIGHTS CLASHING LIPS SPINNING METAL WHITE SMILE, NOISY RIGHTEOUS FREEDOM.

    ALTERNATE ECONOMY,WALKING HARD BLACK STREET. JOB AT THE DOLLAR TREE, HALF BAKED WIFE, NO LIFE. GREEN ENVY. BLEACHES HAIR NEON WHITE. FUCK YEAH IT’S BRIGHT.

    RIDING THROUGH THE NIGHT, FUN WITH THE GUN, BLASTING STREET LIGHTS, AMERICAN GRAFFITI; SHINY SLICK STREET. GREASY FOOD, KEEPING OUR LIPS FLOWIN WHATDA HELL MUTHAFUCKA PAY THE LADY, WELL.

    SCREAM AND YELL, GET OUR ASS DRAGGED OFF TO JAIL. VERY UPTIGHT,WE GONNA FIGHT .I DON’T CARE YOU LIKE MY SHIT OR NOT, SOMEONE GONNA DAI, IT AIN’T GONNA BE ME!

    I KNOW YOU SOoo SPECIAL, YEAH UH HUa WE SEE BOUT DAT. I SMASH YOR FACE IN, CRACK YOR JAW BONE, SEE WHO BOSS THEN MR. WE GONNA SEE WHEN YA’S EYES SMASHED IN, WITH DAT GOO FLOWING OUT DOWN YA CHEEK. YOU GONNA BE A BLOODY DEAD MESS. GIMME A SMOKE.

  • REIYA:

    The gapping void, where once there was leadership in the free world, particularly the U S.

    Brainspank isn’t exactly where I want to express my serious concern. I fully believe the Russians “Vlad’ Putin, and his regime have made plenty of attempts to sabotage our Democracy. The weaker the defenders of Freedom are the stronger and more secure the dictator’s are.

    Where do people think Insane Kim the dictator gets all his technology. Both Russia and China are huge trade partners with N.Korea. What Kim has been doing with his blasting bomb threats is what a spoiled child would do, he’s showing off, and he wants more.

    Insane Kim is threatening us, he is begging to have a show down with the U.S.! We have no ability to defend ourselves and live to tell about it. And Trump still harping on, and making a priority of The Wall, and DACA. I guess it is easier to pick on a bunch of poor people who want to live and work in the U.S. then to stop Russia from it’s antagonistic spying, giving tech to Rogue nations etc..
    I’ve worked with the Russians and technologically they are a force to be reckoned with. And no I don’t mean I phones.

    Michael, you can know they did plenty to sabotage our elections, by you shooting down this probability as a joke, makes me wonder are you just a naive. No Hillary wasn’t the right candidate, but I almost miss Ms Pant Suit,this week! We are surrounded by countries run by Insane dictators. Democracy is seriously in jeopardy all over the planet.

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