Dear Hillary

Shut the fuck up.

Your hubris is vulgar. Your conceit is disgusting. You’re a pompous witch. Your abject avarice and horrifying blood lust for power has single-handedly plunged the world into the kind of chaos that it may be impossible to ever emerge from whole.

You schemed, lied, cheated, committed fraud and disenfranchised American voters. And that was just your campaign. You did these things because you thought you were entitled. You thought it was your turn. You thought you deserved the presidency.

You didn’t. It was up to you to earn it.  You failed.

So, you know what’s funny? What’s deliciously ironic? You lost. You lost to a crooked reality TV star. A dumb as a goddamn stick, asshole with an acute narcissistic personality disorder. But wait, there’s more. You picked him, you and your predator husband talked him into it and elevated him. Then, in the clumsiest, most egregiously artless political ballet I’ve ever witnessed, he won.

But guess what? It could’ve been worse, if you had succeeded. He’s nothing but stupid but you are vicious and evil.  At this point, I have no reason to believe you would be any better than the most arrogant, jacked up shithead to ever occupy The Oval.

I’m not telling you this to be cruel, although I have no issue with that.  I’m telling you this because you seem to believe that nobody is actually aware of all the horrendous shit you pulled.  Somehow, you still believe you still have something to contribute.  I’m here to disabuse you of that notion because you just fucking don’t.

There’s another reason.  Another reality you appear to be blissfully unaware of.  You’re so callow and craven that you don’t seem to realize that America is sick and fucking tired of you.  We don’t want to hear anything you have to say. Ever again. Every time you open your mouth, every time you show up in public, we cringe.  You’re toxic.  You are poison and the only thing you’re capable of at this point is a further staining of your already filthy, beat to shit and thoroughly embarrassing party.

You have done more to empower redneck mouth breathers than Clockwork Orangutan could have ever hoped for in his wildest, fever swamped fantasies.

That you don’t possess the self awareness, the common sense, the decency to just disappear is as confounding as it is astonishing.

Cancel the tour.  Shut the fuck up and vanish.  You are over.  You don’t belong here.  It’s hardly the only thing you owe us, but I’m confident we’ll all settle for that.

Oh, and fuck you.

Drinks for my friends.

11 Responses to “Dear Hillary”

  • Laura:

    WOW! You’re speaking my mind! That bitch needs to crawl back under the rock she slithered out from and let us begin to recover from her evil manipulation of our system, our country, and the entire world!

  • Daniel Bitner:

    It’s funny, many of the things you said about Hillary are things I would say to you:

    Your hubris is vulgar. Your conceit is disgusting.

    I’m not telling you this to be cruel, although I have no issue with that. I’m telling you this because you seem to believe that nobody is actually aware of all the horrendous shit you pulled. Somehow, you still believe you still have something to contribute. I’m here to disabuse you of that notion because you just fucking don’t.

    There’s another reason. Another reality you appear to be blissfully unaware of. You’re so callow and craven that you don’t seem to realize that America is sick and fucking tired of you. We don’t want to hear anything you have to say. Ever again. Every time you open your mouth, every time you show up in public, we cringe. You’re toxic. You are poison and the only thing you’re capable of at this point is a further staining of your already filthy, beat to shit and thoroughly embarrassing party.

    Though in all fairness, and to be completely accurate I would change the last word “party” to “yourself”

    Drinks for my friends and a really, really large shot of Thorazine for you

    • DR Darke:

      Greetings, $Hitleryinsta!

      You don’t like the truth? I’m so sorry, given you’ve supported one of the two more egregious, disgusting liars ever to run for President.

      You can Fuck Off Now.

    • Kathi D:

      The difference being, I seriously doubt Michael Wade Douglass had anything to do with destroying the lives of millions of Americans through her husband’s policies (which she fully supported.) Top it off with she stole the one chance we had to turn this disaster around and I’d say it’s a pretty accurate and understandable assesment.

  • Michael Wade Douglass:

    Well, that was cheap and lazy. Why don’t you contribute something salient or germane? Tell us what is factually incorrect or even vaguely untrue about what I’ve said here. Enlighten us. Impress us. Give us a reason to not assume you’re a mouth breathing, Hillbot jackass.

  • Cyn Doyle:

    Michael, you have written the truth with perfection.

  • Jim VanOwen:

    We get the politicians we deserve and 2016’s Pick a Criminal Sweepstakes between a career swindler and con artist and a secretive and deceitful operator led us lemming like over the abyss. At least Trump made his money the old-fashioned way, he stole it, but the Clintons were one for the ages, garnering wealth from “a lifetime dedicated to public service,” oh boy.

    We either wake up or get some popcorn to watch The Decline and Fall of the American Empire.

  • Auburn Celtie:

    Michael
    Thanks for a silver spike to the heart of the dragonbitch. I didn’t think anyone else found her so astoundingly hellacious as I. Every time I see her picture I post a vomiting baby (Patti Puker).

    The hubris of the pair of them is beyond the pale. I trust they will come to NYC SO I CAN PICKIT WITH A HUGE DEGRADING POSTER.
    THEY OWE some big people — surely that is one motivator for their ‘tour’. She couldn’t fill a high school field, and used green screens to promote herself — not to mention her brain disfunction. However, it seems the powers choose either an ignoramus or a mentally challenged or malleable subject for our ‘dear leader.’

    The Hilbots are the same as the “W” adherents – both blinded, deaf and willfully ignorant to their real egregious acts of wonton depravity.

    Keep writing, Michael. Thanks for the truth.

  • Mikoniko:

    I hate to agree with you, I really do, because I curse like a sailor and you had me clutching my pearls. Can’t argue the facts though. Cheers!

  • Chaco:

    I can handle your gutter language, your arrogance and the truth so……just keep on keepin’ on, Michael.

    Drinks on me.

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