Bernie Sanders kept his promise the same way he keeps all of them.  He supported the nominee with thorough tenacity and elaborate aplomb.  More of his voters voted for for her than hers voted for Obama against McCain and Palin. He did at least twice as many campaign events for her as she did for Obama.

It was hard to watch.  But it was courage, not cowardice. It’s what integrity looks like.

Shut the fuck up about what he cost her or what he owes her.

He kept his goddamn word.

Hillary Clinton never passes up an opportunity to impugn Sanders as divisive.  She’s a filthy lying fucking pig.

Fuck you for labeling him a sellout or a sheepdog.

He lived to fight another day and here he is.

Leading. Again. Way bigger this time and against many more.

Yeah bitch, I’m a Bernie Bro.

Nevermind his policies. By now you know what they are and you believe we’ve deserved them for a long time or you’re an idiot. You understand that the richest nation in recorded history can afford them or you’re a moron. There’s no need to look further than the forces allied against him.  The entities afraid of him.  It’s a long list. Democrats and republicans.  A litany of every corporate monolith, political organization and think tank that has been face fucking you on your knees since you were born.

He’s not perfect.  No shit.  He’s the closest I’ve seen in my lifetime.  You want perfect?  Look in the mirror.  You ain’t running and you’re likely way more of a clown.

Bloomberg: A republican.  A serial sex offender billionaire looking to buy the presidency that infamously called medical marijuana a “hoax” and didn’t hesitate to violate civil, human and first amendment rights by cracking the heads of sovereign citizens and journalists during the Occupy Wall Street protests.  Mr. Stop and Frisk. He’s worth as much as 125 million of us. Exactly how is this jackass less of a douche than Trump?

There’s no such thing as a self made billionaire.

Warren:  A pant suit full of republican until she was 47 years old. Defended the Vietnam war.  Nothing says progressive quite like a rich white Harvard law professor who claimed Native American ancestry to advance her career and wrote a Cherokee cookbook with plagiarized recipes. Never met an inflated war budget she couldn’t vote for while raking in dirty corporate money. She’s been kneeling at the altar of Hillary for longer than we can guess.

Biden:  The original crime bill racist and war hawk who’s lucky to remember what day it is or what goddamn state he’s in. On the record and on video bragging about cutting social security, medicare and extorting an entire country  for a billion dollars to keep his derelict son neck deep in hookers and blow. Looks like he might have an affliction that is really creepy.

Buttigeig: Openly gay closet republican and racist mayor of a small town who treads on his military service as a fucking chauffeur. The rat faced boy didn’t even soldier through boot camp much less see combat.  His “service” was a goddamn photo op. Sold out medicare for all the second big pharma and the for profit insurance companies began offering free blow jobs.  Says more without saying anything than any other politician with a pulse. I remember my first beer.

Klobuchar: Who?

Guess what kids?  They’re all goddamn republicans and the DNC neoliberals has had or is having a love affair with every single one of them.

Not a single one of these assholes will even pretend to try.

None of these dipshits will save you.  Bernie Sanders isn’t going to save you either, but he just might furnish you with a chance to save yourselves. He’s not Santa and he’s not the savior. You don’t get to go back to bed when he wins.  You’ll need to put the coffee on. It’s how it will happen.  Not me.  Us.

All you jackasses whining that he won’t be able to get anything done because republicans won’t let him need to shut the fuck up.  The establishment democrats will be swinging their bats at his head just as viciously.  And, guess what geniuses?  He has no intention of deliberately dissolving his movement so that fuckery as usual can continue like Obama did.  If he ends up not being able wreak havoc on the status quo, so what?  At least it will be four or eight years of jamming it in reverse with the brakes squealing and smoking.

Sanders is the paradigm of consistent moral principle.  A career politician that remains one of the least wealthy members of an allegedly august body notorious for enriching themselves at the expense of those they are elected and paid to represent. To label him a traitor is cruel and unusual vivisection of a decent man who still holds faith in human potential and spirit. He’s never wavered.  Never havered.  Forty years of saying the exact same thing.

If it goes the other way, if the establishment, the media, the military industrial complex, the prison industrial complex, the pharmaceutical industrial complex and the insurance industrial complex and the DNC prevail, I’ll join everyone else at the trash barrel and warm my hands while it all Berns.

Sometimes, you have to destroy the village in order to save it.

You don’t have a goddamn thing to lose.

Wake up assholes.

We’ve got one last shot at this.

Make it count.

Drinks for my friends.

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