It’s not a hoax.  It’s real.  I get it.  But it’s not what they have been terrorizing you with.  It’s not. 2.4 million in your country will not die from this.

I don’t have problem wearing a mask. It’s etiquette. I’m polite.  It’s the notion of compliance. It really bothers me.  I’m not about to plant my flag on this hill. The mask war.  Dumbest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen and shame on all the jackasses that would politicize it.  What’s unfolding in front of all of you doesn’t have a goddamn thing to do with masks.

Doesn’t the fact that wildly contradictory shit is blocking out the sun everyday give anyone pause?  How long until you can’t leave the county without papers from a test or papers for a vaccine?

You’re all aware that the CDC puts the mortality rate .26%, right?

Risk of death for those infected w CV19 by age (Source, joint study, Johns Hopkins and University of Geneva, June 12, 2020)

Under age 19; 0.00032%

Between 20-49; 0.0092%

Between 50-64; 0.14%

Nursing home or care home resident? 5%

The few of you fuckers that lost people need to shut up. I’m sorry but a few suffering horribly doesn’t mean anecdotes are evidence for the rest of us.  Last year it would have been the flu.  The year before, renal failure. The year before that, some sort of tick disease. You don’t fucking know.

The very idea of contact tracer.  Really?  For this? A Blade Runner. America has become a parody of itself. Papers please.  This is getting fucking weird.  They lock us down with an aerosol of fear porn coming at us from every corner. PTSD in the form of nightmares because of too much introspection and isolation.  Shaming us for a lack of hive mentality.

What if you can’t buy a fucking hamburger outside of your zipcode without a vaccination chip?  Understand who these people are.  They sold you a bone crunching recession that they walked away from with more filthy lucre than ever.  The richest motherfucker on earth wants to sell you a vaccine and owns institutes dedicated to population control.

Target, Home Depot and Walmart are wide open but your favorite gastro pub, tapas bar or sushi joint probably won’t be around once the dust settles.  $6 trillion in about a week to the corporate elite.  Your government didn’t break a sweat pulling that off.

You didn’t get shit compared to that.

This lockdown has provided an excuse to turn fear into a virtue. People who have chosen fear believe they are better than people who did not and it has become the number one virtue signal in the repertoire of the great unwashed.

In 1918 the Spanish Flu killed 50 million people.  5.6 percent of the population.  It was bad but it was a hundred years ago. Now, only the poor and vulnerable are dying. Last year, 650,000 died from the flu, .009% of the population.  We got about half a million dead at .006% after six months and everyone is losing their shit.

Your chances of dying are far less than a single percent.  Your chance of homelessness and bankruptcy are far greater.  You’re chances of financial ruin and desperation are way better than you ever getting sick.

Drinks for my friends.

 

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