I have three priorities among a dozen at least.

The first one is perpetual war and that makes the next two impossible.

Number two is climate change.

Number three is health care.

Trump is the most anti-war president we’ve had since Kennedy. He publicly calls for ending wars and withdrawing troops. He’s publicly entertained notions of M4A while Biden swears he’ll veto anything that even looks like it.

Trump just signed four EO’s to make prescription drugs more affordable for me.

He’s flanking Biden from the left for fucks sake.

Democrat heads explode violently or collapse in slow motion like rotting grapes.  It’s hard not to laugh.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about climate change but he’s a broken little boy who can be shamed into things while Biden will be in a senior care facility at the Pentagon trying to match a pair of socks for the day.

You’ve got be kidding me.

One is better than the other.

I’ll say this one last time. Trump is a garden variety dipshit with acute narcissistic personality disorder, but he is firmly to the left of the other invalid with an aneurysm socket in his forehead that has no idea whether his socks match. Biden can’t possibly bag your groceries but Trump can be shamed into it if he gets to glare at you and pout later.

You have zero reason to vote for Biden instead of Trump, except Trump. Trump is a white privileged bigot.  Biden is an institutionalized, white privileged racist.

Trump actually listens to his base.  Biden’s mother is the Pentagon and his father is Wall Street.  Biden can’t even hear his base.  Become part of Trump’s base.  Shame him like the mouth breathing adolescent that he is and he’ll acquiesce before rushing off to check his polling on cable news.

Biden will eat your baby if it is served on a plate.  Trump will ask for some tacos with nacho cheese sauce instead.  That’s what you’re up against. You should be absolutely furious while recognizing that you don’t want the fucker that will eat your kid, start more wars, veto any meaningful health care reform and rub one out everyday for fracking and drilling.  At this point, you should be happy that there’s some random dickhead that just might do what you demand because he’s embarrassed that he won’t get to be student body president anymore.

One of these things is not like the other.

One of the things just doesn’t belong.

Trump is an asshole.  Biden is a product.  The product of an institution that fails over and over again to prove its relevance.  An institution that has failed over and over again to represent the people it claims to represent. Establishment republicans hate Trump while they wrap their arms around Biden.

If you’re willing to be honest and keep your knees from jerking, it is an intellectual argument and the lesser of evils is Trump.

Burn this shit to to the fucking ground.

I’m all out of crayons.

You’re on your own.

Vote the lesser of two evils.

I dare you.

Drinks for my friends.

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