I’m not writing tonight. I’m pimping. What’s really going on here is that readership is way down.

My alter ego has sprung into action. As of now it spreads justice while protecting my secret identity.

I carpet bomb craigslist with my banner by state and then city. I launch missles into myspace. Comment on blogs. Try to pick fights with idiots.

If you like my shit, put my banner on your page. Pimp me to your friends. I like to write like I’m swinging a hammer. My therapist told me that once.

Comment you bitches.

Participate.

I’d really like to court advertisers…………

If you read me regular, you owe it to talk me up.

Think of all the good I could do if I was getting paid. I would change lives.

Drinks for my friends.

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