You have never seen any actual evidence of hacking or collusion by Russia.

Ever.

Saying you have means you’re lying or stupid.

You will parrot the ’17 intelligence agencies’ canard.  Bullshit.  The NYT was forced to retract that propaganda over a year ago.  It was floated so prolifically that it continues to be badinaged as fact.

It never happened.

All the sudden, you have lost the ability to distinguish between elaborately hyperbolic claims and actual evidence. All the sudden, there’s a brand of amnesia causing you to forget the notorious history of collusion between your own government and your own media. You’ve forgotten, all the sudden, about Vietnam, Iran Contra, Iraq and the WMD’s, and everything in between.

The same agencies, sometimes the exact same people, selling you some neo-McCarthyist, red baiting, obtuse absurdity and you just lap it up.

All the sudden, you’re new.

12 indictments against often former employees of a Russian clickbait farm for spectacularly laughable memes that will never amount to dick because there will never be a trial. One of the parties showed up in court and demanded actual evidence as part of discovery, causing Mueller to desperately ask for a continuance. The judge called bullshit by denying it.

Mueller didn’t have shit.

A paltry $150k was spent for online ads over two years, by Russians,  they tell you.  They also tell you that about half those ads didn’t run until after the election was over and that most of the ads didn’t endorse a specific candidate or policy. Yet, you insist this Russian social media blitz altered the outcome of your election somehow. With well north of $3 billion spent on traditional advertising,  leave it to MSM to float a turd of such odious girth.

Next, Mueller indicts 13 Russian intelligence journeymen and it will never amount to dick. None of them will ever be extradited. There will never be a trial. Never a legal discovery process. No burden of proof that they actually hacked or colluded. No US intelligence agency has ever examined the servers in question.

Russians didn’t write the goddamn emails and Julian Assange is emphatic that Russia had fuck all to do with them. Yet, no one in our vast and vaunted intelligence community has bothered to do anything but work to muzzle and imprison him.

Everything, all of it, is based on intel supplied by a cyber security firm on the DNC payroll.  You can’t make this shit up.

The other indictments are thoroughly unrelated to hacking or collusion by anybody, much less Russia.

The latest carrot is the meeting at Trump Tower between the chinless Don Jr. and some Russian lawyer that was actually fast tracked by the Obama administration.  Opposition research. They all do it. The Steele Dossier, for example.  There was actual money exchanged for that one. The DNC actually paid for it. The DOJ secured unconstitutional FISA warrants based upon it to spy on Trump and his campaign, despite the fact it was never corroborated or substantiated.

This is madness.  Liberal Democrats, whateverthefuck that means, really need to get off this bus and take a tax payer funded cab to what the rest of us give a shit about.

The whole “Russiagate” narrative is an excuse.  A deflection.  You’ve never seen any goddamn evidence and it means you have no fucking argument. Nobody does.  It’s cheap, lazy and laboriously dishonest.

You’re advocating for war with a nuclear superpower that just might shoot first if backed into a corner.

Your cynicism falls short in the most dangerous of ways right here.  You fail to understand that your government, your party, actually wants WWIII.

You suck.

Drinks for my friends.

 

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