It was going to be huge
July 11th, 2015 | 
Author: I am watching the Donald Trump and I am in awe. I have never heard a man say so much stupid with so much conviction. So willing to suck his own dick in front of everyone. He is as absurdly pompous as he presents. Forcing every interview into an agenda of toxic racism to riot the willing.
He pisses in the republican pool by pissing on and pissing off brown people and he’s the most popular bigot at the club.
Awesome.
It’s an early grand finale. He’s gonna walk away and it will be boring. I’m sad about it already but I love that the only reason he got in was for the money and of course the auto erotic asphyxiation angle and now it’s actually costing him money and strangling him.
The great unwashed adore him for exactly the same reasons I do.
He’s amazing.
So this sucks. There is no substitute for the Donald. Who among them can comfortably circus his volume of ego the way he does? There is no other capable of this noxious dumbfuckery. It’s a shallow bench without him. No candle power or charisma.
I don’t believe he ever had any intention of becoming president. He’s probably as amazed as the rest of us that he’s polling in first place in the first place. All this means is he’s looking to bail even quicker than originally intended. It’s costing him actual money, his brand is genuinely soiled and he’s getting over on the mouth breathers far better than he anticipated. There’s a lot more of them than he thought. He’s understandably afraid of them. Scary shit for someone so full of himself.
It’s all a crying shame because as the absolute worst person to ever run for president, Donald Trump is the best environmental disaster to ever contaminate the teabilly ecosystem. He really is Fukishima for the conservative base. His public masturbation has a political half life of well over fifty years. Every month he stays is another reactor melting down and killing potential voters for at least a half century.
Bullies are cowards and he’s going to pull a fade.
The last interesting thing about him will be how much pride he leaves on the floor.
Dammit.
Drinks for my friends.
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I think you forgot something here!
“So this sucks. There is no substitute for the . Who among them can comfortably circus his volume of ego the way he does? There is no other capable of this noxious dumbfuckery. It’s a shallow bench without him. No candle power or charisma.”
I am hoping he makes it to the debates.
I hope that he hangs in until the RNC. I don’t believe for a second that he will get that nomination.
At that point, I fully expect his massive ego will require him to run as an independent.
Things could actually get more interesting.
And he’s still the leader of the pack. March 1st- 2016.