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October 30th, 2008 | 
Author: Tired of this shit.
Joe the fucking plumber.
That they foist such a clueless asshole on us thinking he will somehow convince the great unwashed, by virtue of being an ignorant member thereof, is maybe more of an insult to them and us than the selection of Moosewoman for VP.
Sheezus.
Joe The Plumber.
Seriously, in the past few days, this dipshit has hired a publicist, begun to negotiate both a book and a country record deal and announced he’s considering a run for Congress. That this man, who’s name is not Joe, no plans to buy a business he claims falsely is worth a quarter million annually and he’s not even a goddamn plumber, could somehow matter to the electorate disgusts me.
He’s an idiot. I would love to debate this guy.
My father would tell you this guy doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.
The Republicans have a sweaty fist full of candy and that’s it.
Kids in a candy store without adult supervision.
Today, the would be Clown Princess, took a pathetic swing at Our Man with the revelation that Obama is allied with some guy named Rashid Khalidi.
Fuck off. They just don’t get this.
Khalidi said Wednesday, “I am not speaking to the media at this time, and certainly not until this idiot wind passes.” -CNN
Asked why the McCain campaign was bringing the matter up six months after the article appeared, an aide replied, “Because we are one week away from potentially electing Barack Obama.” -CNN
Such obfuscation is certainly not in the spirit of change.
“I don’t know what’s next. By the end of the week, he’ll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich,” Obama said. -CNN
It’s bullshit. I cover my eyes and hope to find the time and place for a nap. Or a bowl of pasta. Raisin Bran Total. Grits with lotsa butter and pepper.
This brings us to Our Man’s “infomercial”. Audacious? Maybe, maybe not. Let me just observe though, that it was golden. Not about him so much as the message was about us. For the umpteenth time I was reminded of the power and subtlety in this man’s possession . Adroit intelligence, a nimble mind and an obvious compassion that extends to all of us. Not just Americans. It was actually pretty cool.
McFuckstain shows up on Larry King still pissing and moaning about how much money Obama has, where he got it and that he wouldn’t participate in Doubtfire’s favored architecture of town hall meetings. Dude, he kicked your pasty ass is in fundraising. Get over it. See, the Republicans hate this because they’re more than used to being the party with overwhelming amounts of money. They haven’t lost the battle for filthy lucre in decades and that is the impetus for their pathetic.
Goddamn they’re sore losers.
You suck! Shut the fuck up!
It is the calmness, the composure and the confidence exuded by Our Man, his surrogates and even his wife that I find so impressive. This guy is smart and he knows it. He owns that he’s twice as smart as the opposition and he doesn’t gloat. He just keeps coming.
They lie, distort and twist. He smiles, tells the truth and takes another step forward. He doesn’t blink. He’s fearless. He knows exactly what he’s doing. They throw a bowl of spaghetti at the wall as an experiment to see what sticks. A small amount of noodles and sauce ends up on his suit. He brushes it off, wipes his hands with a napkin and keeps coming.
He casually sips lemonade from an icy glass, wipes his lips with the back of his hand and takes a seat behind the desk in an office called Oval.
Drinks for my friends.
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I am craving grits now. And pasta.
With lemonade, please. Hold the ice.
No, give it to me, and I will throw it at the idiot wind-bags…
I’ve been wondering when someone was going to mention the fact that the repubs ALWAYS have the financial advantage and they just can’t stand that the tables have turned. I can almost hear them gearing up for after the election to start banging the drum that Obama bought the election. I heard someone referring to the hundreds of millions of dollars that have been donated from prepaid credit cards that can’t be traced. Really? Hundreds of millions? At last count i heard the average donation was around 86 bucks. I will be so glad when this is over.
I prefer to refer to Sarah Palin as “Caribou Barbie” and McCain as “Grampy McSame.” I wish you could see all the funny bumper stickers on my car now.
For instance: “Sarah Palin for absinance…daugher…not so much.”
“McSame – Just like Bush but more feeble.”
xxoo
If you haven’t seen this…it’s hilarious:
OPEN LETTER TO THE RED STATES:
Dear Red States:
We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re
taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that
includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin,
Michigan, Illinois, and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be
beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country
of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma, and all the slave states. We
get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty.
You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get
Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss. We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital
and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue,
you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian
Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. Please be aware that Nuevo
California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we’re going to want all
our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask
your evangelicals.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of
the country’s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and
lettuce, 92 percent of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95 percent of America’s
quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90 percent of
all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S.
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias, and condors, all the Ivy
and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech, and MIT.
With the Red States on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92
percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90
percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually
100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
Clemson, and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite,
thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless
we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that
evolution is only a theory, 53 percent think that Saddam was involved in
9/11, and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with
higher morals than we lefties.
Finally, we’re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they
grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
The Blue States
Janice! You rock! I worship you…..drinks on me! I’ll have a Cosmo!!!
McCain reminds me of my uncle Cardell…complains about everything, and yells at the kids on the lawn…..Old man yells at cloud.
Sounds like America has put the proverbial bag of shit on his porch and lit that fucker on fire…”Idiot Wind” indeed…..
Ha. Yep. You betcha.