By far the best spam I’ve ever received
In my country, this will be the national anthem:
This from earlIsebella.
“I am 22 years old and my sex imply has gone down to all but nothing.
Sex with my boyfriend of 5 years has eternally been excellent and I possess eternally had an orgasm.
I habituated to to masturbate and dont drawn do that anymore. I dont dig what’s come to grief with me.
I old to every seem to be like sex and now I look for ways to get out of it,
but the transmute in my sex predilection is counterfeiting my relationship.
Am I lacking vitamins or nutrients that sham my sex oblige? What can I do to fix this problem?”
If I could write like this, I would.
It is quite simply, the finest prose I’ve ever read.
Peace.
Drinks for my friends.
The lack of grammar and ability to properly express her sorrow about this situation just makes me feel even sorrier for the horny b**ch. 😉
“I dont dig what’s come to grief with me.”
If that were a bumper sticker, I’d buy it.