Only in America

My Old Man told me once that some people are dumber than dirt.

Joe The Plumber.

Fuck me.


Think Progress reports that Joe Wurzelbacher isn’t a huge fan of the man who made him famous. He told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt “dirty” after “being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place.”

Asked why he didn’t leave McCain’s campaign if he was “appalled” by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, “Honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.” -The Huffington Post

The faux plumber felt dirty.

Touted and foisted on us as some kind of average American, Joe The Plumber, first name not Joe and not a plumber, fooled a lot of the people a lot of the time. The really dumb ones. Seems there’s an assload of them.

Us. Turns out, he represents.

He’s in the mirror.

A cro-magnon arbiter of what is everyman in America.

Even if he were genuine, how well would that work? This guy is uninformed, simple and stupid. It does reflect badly on us that a cartoon character so lame as to barely occupy two dimensions in black & white, is so adept at inspiring so many open mouths on blank faces. I mean to say that this man is an idiot and you might be too.

Watch for his book soon.

I’ll take two, one to shit on, the other to cover it up with.

While Wurzelbacher was critical of McCain, he gushed about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. “Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal,” he said. -The Huffington Post

See what I’m saying?

After all is said and done, Wurzelbacher bought Palin’s schtick hook line and sinker.


Only in America.

To assess the phenomena of Joe the Wurzelbacher, one would have to approach from an intellectually honest, learned sociological perspective. I’m far too sedentary for that shit. I will tell you this. He represents the zeitgeist of archaic and lazy minds. Millions of them. Tens of millions.


Despite this recent grandiose display of wisdom and common sense presented to you by the majority of the American electorate, there are still an incomprehensible amount of fucktards out there. What exactly to do about this I have no idea.

Drinks for my friends.

2 Responses to “Only in America”

  • Rich:

    “He represents the zeitgeist of archaic and lazy minds. Millions of them. Tens of millions.


    I very much admired the phrasing and post: in other words, your writing.
    archaic and lazy minds, an interesting blend of activity and lull in the thoughts from the land the lotus eaters.

  • admin:

    Thanks man. Really. I think.

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