I think I know

The salient point I’m about to serve up is not original.  It is not mine, I just happen to enthusiastically agree.

Names have not been changed to protect a single asshole.

Off we go.

If I hear another Republican dipshit criticize Obama’s reaction to the the Iranian election clusterfuck, when they all know as well as anyone else, for us to intervene or interfere anymore than we have is counter to foreign policy 101, with a country like Iran who’s history we’ve meddled in disastrously, I’ll projectile puke.

Shut up you idiots.  Our Man’s course of action is obvious, informed and reasonable.  What would you have him do?

Ridiculous and absurd.  Their own people asking us not to wade into their affairs again.  They are grateful for our support.  Yet they understand better than the royal “we”, that any influence perceived as American fuel in this struggle will dilute it and ultimately disease it.


Iranians and Americans cannot afford for American government to be a component of this struggle.  It would ruin it.  It’s that simple.

The douchebags that persist in shouting that crap from the roof tops aren’t doing favors for anyone.  McCain, Bill Bennett, Lindsey Graham and Newt.  A message that only falls on the ears of the great unwashed.  The lowest common denominator.  The deaf.  The stupid.  The under informed.  The arrogant jingo assholes who think it’s our duty to force our bullshit on every other camper.

Work with me, it was this exact thinking that got us into the trouble we’re in now.

I’m here to tell you that terrorists will not be killing you in your bed.  They really are the least of our worries and even that’s an accident.  If you’re on a list as a suspected terrorist, your biggest problem will be boarding a commercial airliner.  The least of your inconveniences are buying guns or explosives.  If you are an evil doer (love those two words), your best bet is some destruction at home as opposed to interstate travel.  Our advice to you is to shit where you eat.  The current terrorist watch list of more than a million members, does not prevent anyone from purchasing guns or even explosives, interstate travel however, is far more difficult.

You bet.  Yeah baby we’re on it.  Fear not, the NRA has your back.

It’s a goddamn joke and we are pigs.

God has not even dick to do with it.

An election was stolen from the Iranian people.  They are indignant and I understand.  I think they just might be an example to us.  C’mon.  Their bravery is awesome.  We have been giant vaginas.  Forgive the gender aspect.  I’m just saying.

We should stay out of it for obvious reasons and let them show us how it’s done.

I’m getting tired of American hubris.  Who the fuck do we think we are?

Drinks for my friends.

4 Responses to “I think I know”

  • Lacy:

    Pretty nice post. I just came by your blog and wanted to say
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  • Ralph:

    It’s a good thing we didn’t have such a limp wristed and weak response to the Soviets, you know Mike, your heroes? You are a common, communist whore prick just like your heroes, Mao, Stalin and Uncle fucking Ho.
    I know you are sad that eastern Europe is no longer under communist rule but that’s what happens when you have strong leadership like Reagan.
    This present president is a weak, indecisive piece of shit communist arrogant anti-american prick just like you Mike. It’s no wonder you worship him as your God.
    I know guys like you are into oppressive governments that are all about left wing totalitarian oppression.
    You and the whole whore left continue to suck ass Mike. Your opinions have about as much intelligence as a first semester political science major’s incongruent left wing rants from the likes of Williams or Vassar College. Totally pathetic, Brain specked, limp minded drivel.

  • admin:

    Welcome back Ralph I’d begun to worry.

    And your Soviet analogy leaks like a former Vice President outing a covert CIA agent.

  • admin:

    Thank you Lacy. Welcome aboard.

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