Awash in nothing but hubris, dishonesty and hypocrisy.  Ladies and gentlemen, the post modern GOP.

E-mails released today between Palin and Steve Schmidt, McCain’s best boy and chief strategist, are astonishing  in the contexts of hubris, dishonesty and hypocrisy.  The subject is her husbands seven year membership in an organization who’s primary objective is to foment for Alaska to secede from the goddamn Union.

See, I really don’t care about this kinda crap, though there is a much bigger picture.  She’s dumb.  She doesn’t get it.  Further proof this woman is not fit to clerk at a 7-11,  much less governor a state.  Will she run?  Too stupid no to.  God told Joe The Plumber to walk away and that is sad.  That could be a good time had by all.  We here at brainspank sighed wistfully in harmony.  I find that God is often wrong.

She remains the the single brightest star in the Republican sky.

Mark Sanford  seems to think he’s in a confession booth without realizing the world is listening.  This guy is gonna end up in a hospital.  I can’t help but be fascinated in a morbid way with his passion.  Still, he needs to spend some time in the garden, where there are no cameras or microphones.  He can work with his hands and nurture and caress.

Everyday it get’s harder to watch.

At this point my guess is that the Republican party’s chances of rising again are similar to that of the old South with slavery still a fundament.

Limbaugh, the Human Shitsmear in a haze of hillbilly heroin and a viagra induced priapism pronounces the Supreme Court’s 5 to 4 overturn of a unanimous decision by a panel of three appellate court judges that just happened to include Sonia Sotomayor, as nine to nothing.  Tells us to read Ginsberg for proof.  Bet he means Ruth as opposed to Allen.  Still leaves her batting about six hundred before the supremist of supremes.

The elephantine look silly attacking a woman who swings without muscle between centrist and moderate.  They’ll crap themselves and explode if Obama nominates someone left of center.  Fools.  They should at least save looking stupid for a fight that matters.  Cartoon brinksmanship.

Ever notice the lower the budget the pinker the wine?  In soft porn it looks like Kool-Aid.

Drinks for my friends.

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