Odd as fuck


Life gets more and more strange and I thank the powers that be for that.  I am grateful.

I’m not bored.

I sort of covet anarchy.  I kinda like chaos.  I’m a big drinker and like to burn one.  Indeed, after a few glasses of gin, the wing of a plane can be achieved rather easily by a well packed bowl or two.  Maybe a percocet or uh, oxycontin, when the Devil’s weed is unavailable.

I’m just sayin’.  It puts me firmly in my thoughts.  This blog fueled by gin only.  Tanqueray ’cause it was on sale but I prefer Bombay Sapphire.  I covet the bottle whether it be green or blue.

” ……..don’t doubt that the randomness of life is in some way synchronized with all the things that we don’t
understand about the universe. It’s what we do know that confounds us.                                                                                                                                                                                       All the while, what we don’t know blows us along. ” -Me

Now, as much as I favor the random, let me be clear, I’m not about violence.  Violence confuses and disgusts me.  Religion confuses and disgusts me as well.  As does politics.

I need to be disgusted and confused.  I like politics.

Let’s talk about what I like.  Dean Wormer’s wife from Animal House is my original milf.  I’m not sure why.  She was dirty and  somewhat sophisticated.  Well, her and Robbie Chiappe’s mom, Pam.  She was hotter than Georgia asphalt.  Sucks that she’s probably in her sixties now.  Oh, and Julie Newmar.  Damn, all these women that I wouldn’t have known what to do with even if I had the chance, are old now.  This concept really chaps my ass lately.  Not fair.

I think it’s important to always have a jar of decent pickles in the fridge.  Various cheeses including Bob’s Big Boy Bleu Cheese Dressing.  I like white meat smoked turkey franks from Ballpark.  A selection of gourmet mustards and no other brand but Best Foods Mayonnaise; Hellmann’s east of the Mississippi.  Olives are good and so is a decent tapenade.  Crackers.   It’s important to have good olive oil and balsamic vinegar on hand.

Good God the right wing is fucking nuts.  The more they marginalize themselves the more violent their tantrums become.  Blind shithouse batshit.  I’m completely confident in stating, with all rational conviction, that the underlying, indeed barely concealed catalyst, is nothing other than racism.  They fear the pigmentation.  They held with certainty the notion that neither a black man or a woman could be elected president and thus their brains were dashed and broken on the rocks of the emerging ethic of American progress.

It really is that simple.  The truth is simply this bare.  Stark.  Austere.

It was one of the late night hosts who wondered how this ass clown Wilson from Sanford territory, was able to endure eight years of Dumbya telling him everything was just fine without losing his shit and then barking during a nationally televised address before both houses of congress, prime time.  The obvious answer, it wasn’t a half black liberal president saying it.  That and he’s a goddamn moron.

By far the largest concentration of Birthers reside in the South.  Not so coincidentally, the least educated and most likely to be Republican region in America.  Not all Republicans are hypocrites, but if you’re a hypocrite, you’re most likely a Republican, as the saying goes.

I really hate these pricks.

How much longer do we put up with this insanity?

Eddie Murphy said in 48 Hours to a bunch of backward ass country fucks, “I’m your worst nightmare, a nigger with a badge.”

That is precisely what’s afoot here at our Circle K.  I’ve taken this tack before, but I’m starting to get really spooked.  I mean instead of being appropriately embarrassed by Turret’s Wilson, many in the GOP are emboldened.  Before this, we had screaming astroturfers strapped to the nines at town halls.  Birthers, Deathers, Tenthers……each manifestation of racial hatred more ignoble and meretricious than the last.

Palin accuses the President of demonizing our troops on her facebook page for mentioning the cost of the war of no reason in his speech before congress.  I thought it was solid irony.  We spent this much killing people, why not spend next to nothing saving lives?  I’m still hopeful they run this clueless hag in 2012.  Oh, the burlesque.  Please Santa, I’ll be real good ’til then.  I’ll give up my two front teeth.

Glenn Beck, Fox news’ most pulchritudinous clown, the same dickhead who claims the levees were allowed to fail to cover up ACORN corruption, will be exploiting 9/11 in the most audacious of ways with his 9/12 project.  A march on the Capitol and festivities funded by Dick Armey’s  Freedom Works (charging as much as $10,000.00 a pop for participation) and co-sponsored by NARLO, a domestic terrorist organization that anticipates with zeal, a violent revolution against our government and secession leading to civil war.  Joe “you lie” Wilson will be speaking along with crazies like Mike Pence and Jim DeMint.  A clusterfuck of mental invalids.  Astroturf at it’s most egregious.

Ever more frightening.  Ever more ominous.  Something wicked this way comes.  I’ve gone from disgusted, to amused, to fearful.  The climate gets indefatigably uglier and ever more maniacal.  Death threats against the President of The United States of America are up over four hundred percent compared to the previous administration.  Feel me?

“Its all building up to something,
Something that can be repeated with fire” -Pete Townshend

You see where I’m going with this.  I’m wondering where it stops.  Where does it end?  Can it be thwarted and how?  I really don’t know.  The far right base shrinks as  desperation blooms.  The animal is wounded.  Nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal in fear and cornered.

The hate train steaming under the guise of our first amendment is poised to do damage that can’t be undone.  I’m confused and disgusted.

This is where we are.  Happy 9/11 everybody.

Drinks for my friends.

7 Responses to “Odd as fuck”

  • Very well written, and very true.

    When (not if) things really do go sideways, I will be highly amused to hear what the FoxNoise peanut gallery has to say about the blood on their hands.
    You would think that the GOP would’ve learned their lesson from the McCain campaign. By pandering to the lunatic fringe, they threaten to let a genie out of the bottle, that will very hard to put back. He’s a mean genie…fueled by lies, racism, religion, and rage. What do you suppose “Moral Orel” Beck, “Insanity” Hannity, or Rush “the CPAC Jiggler” Limbaugh will have to say about that? I’m sure their silence will be deafening. Personally, I hope they meet their demise at the hands of the angry mob that they were instrumental in creating. 🙂

  • admin:

    Good stuff doctor mario, thanks for reading.

  • Massive consumer restraint and political super-involvement maybe?

  • admin:

    Is that even possible? Apathy is a chronic American malaise.

  • Betty:

    Racism? Why didn’t I think of that?
    Actually I did, but I was hoping for something more original. Apparently these morons don’t have anything original.

    Thanks for the info about Dick Armey’s Freedom Works and NARLO.

    Smoke one for me. Obama needs to legalize it. That might be his best political option at this point. Then everybody will be dancing in the streets and the tea party crowd will either have to go home or learn to dance.

  • admin:

    Thanks for reading Betty. I do believe that the very epicenter is racism.

  • Jana DesForges:

    While I 100% agree that racism is the catalyst here, I also think that they would have presented as fervent a form of sexism if Clinton had won. More than anything else, these (uh oh, what’s another word for pussies?) are scared to death of the changing world around them. They are no longer 100% in charge and therefore no longer self-certifiably superior. God knows they just don’t have the IQ to validate their existences by any other meter. What scares me is that they are not dying out and are now completely scripted.

    I also have a hard time imagining that there is an invisible line that will not be crossed by the (wounded animal) radical lunatics. We have seen this social divisiveness before and it ended in multiple murders that subsequently killed the spirit of the populace so deeply that they simply gave up and lumbered full bore into a fog of apathy and consumerism. We of course now live in Reaganworld thanks to that well-paved road.

    I loath to imagine it, and hope with all my heart it does not come to pass, but in a weird reversal (since wars don’t get us going much anymore), I wonder if shocking violence is the only thing that will wake up this nation. Pathetic I know, but, if not that, what?! I have never felt more compelled to fight back than now. Cheers and great blog.

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