A bloviating fucktard named Dumbya.

A bloviating fucktard named Dumbya.
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The bloviating fucktard named Dumbya crawled out of his greasy hole
to address the latest report compiled by sixteen intelligence agencies today.

That report said that Iran had not even attempted to
pursue weaponizing the nuclear genie since 2003.

The IAEA maintains that Iran has been in compliance
all along.

Four years, Iran hasn’t done shit or step wrong, and
this administration has been on them like maggots at a decaying flesh rodeo. About about as long as Dick-in-Bush have been getting checks from the Executive branch.

Of course their bombs show up in Iraq. Imagine that kinda shit going on in Canada. Right next door?

And then he shows up on TV this morning to talk about it:

“Bush told reporters that he was told of “new
information” about Iran in August during a briefing by
Adm. Mike McConnell, the director of national

Then Dumbya had this to say:

“He didn’t tell me what the information was. He did
tell me it was going to take a while to analyze,” the
president said. He said he wasn’t briefed about the
new information until the new intelligence report was
prepared last week.”

-Shamelessly lifted from CNN.com

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Let me translate his last statement into ‘dumbass’ for

“Shit fellas, I just barely learned about this my own

Hey America, he says this with his hand on your

So now this bloviating fucktard and his handlers want
us to believe that just last week he stuck his finger
in the air and said, “waitaminute!”

Then he said, “Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. They’re
still evil and will kill us if we let them!”

You really have to be fucking kidding me. Man I hate
these douchebags.

Joe Biden had this to say:

“Are you telling me a president that’s briefed every
single morning, who’s fixated on Iran, is not told
back in August that the tentative conclusion of 16
intelligence agencies in the U.S. government said they
had abandoned their effort for a nuclear weapon in
’03?” Biden asked in a conference call with reporters.

“I refuse to believe that,” he added. “If that’s true,
he has the most incompetent staff in modern American
history, and he’s one of the most incompetent
presidents in modern American history.”

“It’s hard to think of a more serious and more
self-inflicted wound to our national security than
this president continues to inflict,”

I like it when Biden get’s pissed. I stole all that
from CNN too.

Seriously. The President of The United States of
America is trying to convince you that for months,
virtually the entire intelligence community in America
has been crafting a report that says Iran hasn’t even
colored outside the lines since 2003, and he didn’t have a clue.
No one told him.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Then, despite the mountain range of fuckery he’s
already responsible for, he wants you to understand
that Iran will still kill you in your bed.

“Iran was dangerous, Iran is dangerous and Iran will
be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to
make a nuclear weapon,” said Dumbya today.

-Yep. CNN.

This a test to see just how fucking dumb we are.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

See, I like it when the host and the guest are friends and you can tell.


Drinks for my friends.

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