A trifecta of issues have been chapping my ass of late.


Is there a more appropriate term for the completely contrived “protest” by whackjob flat-earthers other than “teabagging”?

Methinks not.

“the insertion of one man’s sack into another person’s mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.”

I love this shit.

In effect, they will protest the single largest tax cut on America’s middle class, working poor and impoverished in our history. They will actively lament an increased tax burden on America’s wealthiest five percent that still ends up being less than what their sacred small government charlatan Ronald Reagan imposed.

These people are idiots.

Not only does it pervert and vulgarize the original defiance by colonists who orchestrated and participated in The Boston Tea Party, it’s a knock kneed, anti-intellctual parody of genuine patriotism. I’m here to tell you these fuckers heads are as round as the average potato. Think pineal.

The lockstep conservatives have chosen the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. They are retarded and unable to wipe their own snot bubbling noses and drool weeping, recessed chins. Pathetic.

No one but Fox News seems to notice. Can you say ‘marginalized’?


Looks like the GOP is resolute in blocking the release of actual legal opinions produced by the Bush administration’s OLC (Office of Legal Council), regarding torture. There are in fact three such memos issued by the OLC, one of the highest legal offices in the land, permitting and allowing for, under the auspices of American legal authority, the sadistic treatment and physical violence upon captured individuals in violation of Geneva Conventions as well as human decency and longstanding American ideals related to the treatment of prisoners of war.

Actual legal opinions proffered by the Bush administration that are apparently so profound and disgusting that Senate Republicans are willing to engage in blackmail to prevent their being released to media and the public.

“A reliable Justice Department source advises me that Senate Republicans are planning to “go nuclear” over the nominations of Dawn Johnsen as chief of the Office of Legal Counsel in the Department of Justice and Yale Law School Dean Harold Koh as State Department legal counsel if the torture documents are made public. The source says these threats are the principal reason for the Obama administration’s abrupt pullback last week from a commitment to release some of the documents. A Republican Senate source confirms the strategy. It now appears that Republicans are seeking an Obama commitment to safeguard the Bush administration’s darkest secrets in exchange for letting these nominations go forward…” -Scott Horton, The Daily Beast

Fuck me running.

They all stood right in front of us and swore up and down that America does not torture. That we don’t kidnap and “render” to countries that attach electrodes to the genitals or nearly drown “detainees”. That we don’t beat and humiliate or emasculate. They are fucking liars. And now, sitting members of the Senate, the world’s ‘greatest deliberative body’, openly engage in foul and despicable brinksmanship designed to keep the official sanctioning of that truth from our citizens.

Fuck you John Yoo. Fuck you Alberto Gonzales. Fuck you Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney. There is nothing and no things any of you could possibly do to right this wrong you all so willingly and zealously fomented and encouraged. The stain you leave will be visible for centuries and the damage you have wrought will be your legacy long after worms have consumed your rotting corpses and shat them into soil.


Al Franken.

Hey Norm Coleman. Shut the fuck up and start looking for a job. Al Franken didn’t clean your clock but he won. Have some dignity or maybe some vanity. Sheezus. You lost. Everyone agrees. Have you no shame? A whip smart comedian bested you in a public contest. Ten out of ten dentists agree, time to look for a job. Maybe you could be Michele Bachmann’s pool boy.

This shit is ridiculous.

Drinks for my friends.

27 Responses to “tobogganing”

  • Kim:

    Admin: You continue to put a smile on my face every time I read. 🙂

  • admin:

    Thank you 🙂

  • Ralph:

    It’s very telling but not at all surprising that the writer of this blog would be against free speech and against the right of his fellow Americans to protest what they see as spending going beyond anyone’s imagination. The whole “Flat earthers” type of marginalization by folks like big Mike here who disagree with the these people’s 1st amendment rights to peaceful redress of grievances by public protesting of the run away spending seen in the Sotero administration’s out of control spending and growth of the government is a clear and lucid understanding of many left wing radical viewpoints and how these individuals view their fellow American’s rights under the US constitution.
    Sotero is not offering a tax cut to 95% of America. That is pure hogwash. 35% of the people covered in the tax plan by Sotero do not pay federal income taxes at all. They will be receiving a payment under Sotero and it is in fact not an income tax refund but it will be in fact a government check born from funds that have been paid by a scant 50% of the population who actually DO pay taxes. This is what’s known as wealth redistribution plain and simple.
    It is wrong, President Sotero is wrong and so is anyone else who disagrees with the protests against it.

  • Kim:

    Jeez Ralph you’re a piece of work. Where in that post does the writer say he is against free speech and against the right to protest? I was pretty sure he was commenting on the “reasons” behind the protest. Simply because you disagree with that reason doesn’t make you against the right to protest.
    And what is the deal with Sotero? His legal name is Barack Hussein Obama. Sotero may have been the name his mother gave him to use in school because she was married to Sotero. But who really cares? What’s your point?
    What do you base your information on the tax plan on? Where does that come from? I’d like to see it.

  • admin:

    Thank you Kim, I don’t oppose free speech but I do object to stupidity. It’s an astroturf movement as opposed to a grassroots one as it’s funded and fomented by big buch corporate lobbyists.

    The right wing wack job would have labeled anything similiar by the left ‘treason’.

  • Kelly:

    Exactly. The first thing you do Ralph is start decrying your 1st ammendment rights. No one said they didn’t have a right to protest. Protest to your heart’s delight. What i find particularly repugnant is the utter hypocrisy. Where were all of you tea baggers when Bush was spending trillions to enter into war with Iraq and expanding the government to incredible levels while simulaneously giving huge tax breaks to the richest people in the country, thereby taking us from surplus to bankrupcy? Where were you guys then?? It has nothing to do with policy and everything to do with politics. Nobody likes taxes but we like the things our taxes buy like police, fire department, schools, hospitals, etc. The most amazing thing to me is that most of these people out there protesting will actually do better under Obama’s plan than under Bush’s but these people are either too stupid to know that or are just incapable of being intellectually honest. And yeah Ralph, where do you get your figures because they don’t add up by the way.

  • Ralph:

    What Sotero is spending in a few short months is over three times what Bush did.
    Bush’s spending was not a good thing either but at least he didn’t wish to spend the US beyond generations and generations as Sotero does.
    Less people pay federal income taxes than do at this point.
    Sotero has promised a 400.00 check to all. Even for those who do not pay taxes.
    That’s a problem, a big problem.
    Sotero has bailed out banks, Wall Street firms, automakers and Acorn.
    That’s a problem.
    Sotero is not interested in anything else but power and to grind the fist of socialism into the backs of America and the rifle butt of totalitarianism to all of our heads.
    He is a totalitarian dictatorial socialist.
    He’s not even qualified to be president as he is NOT a natural born citizen of the USA.
    If he were he’s be able to produce a real birth certificate and not just a certificate of live birth which means nothing more than he was born and not hatched. (I do wonder if he was in fact hatched)

  • Kelly:

    You lost all credibility with the whole “he’s not qualified to be president” thing. He produced a real birth certificate. Get over it already.

  • Ralph:

    Well there is a huge difference between an actual birth certificate and a certificate of live birth which is what Sotero produced.
    Sotero refuses as does the governor of Hawaii to release a so called real birth certificate which is supposedly in a vault in Honolulu.
    A certificate of live birth means nothing and shows nothing other than Sotero was born and not hatched.
    He has NOT produced a real birth certificate.

  • admin:

    Guess what? I don’t give a mad fuck. Dumbya wasn’t “qualified” because was retarded.

  • Ralph:

    The left’s disregard for the US constitution is apparent with the last two statements.
    When confronted with truths that are incongruent with the opinions and desires of the left they ALWAYS either do not care for the truth or they change the subject.
    (See on demand, inflatable Bush ghost)
    Fact is the US constitution is relevant and is more and more so being used as the weapon of choice against the left’s desire to destroy this nation.

  • Kelly:

    There were no facts presented Ralph. Get that part straight okay. You live in a paranoid fantasy life of your own making. Where was all this outrage when Bush et al trampled on the consitution with, oh let’s see,. . The Patriot Act, CIA wire tapping, etc. etc. Were you out protesting then Ralph?

  • Kelly:

    Hey, i just pulled out my birth certificate and those of my children and low and behold mine says “certificate of live birth” Ralph. They are all from the state of California so apparently my children and i were also not hatched. And have no doubt, they are birth certificates. You, Ralph, are a jackass.

  • Ralph:

    Some facts:
    The evidence that Barack Hussein Obama was born in Africa — not Hawaii as he claims – and, therefore, cannot serve as the President of the United States, is compelling.

    First, Mr. Obama’s refusal to release his birth certificate. If he has nothing to hide, what does he gain by refusing to allow the press to see the birth certificate?
    Second, the contention by Barack Obama’s half-sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, that Mr. Obama was born in a particular Hawaiian hospital, only to claim that it was in a different hospital several years later.
    Third, the erecting of a wall around Barack Obama’s grandmother, the late Madelyn Dunham, by Mr. Obama, thus cutting off access to the one person then alive who would have been present if he was actually born in Hawaii.
    Fourth, the posting of law enforcement personnel at the two hospitals in Honolulu mentioned by Ms. Soetoro-Ng in an effort to block the press from discovering the truth about the birth certificate.
    Fifth, a taped phone conversation with Mr. Obama’s step-grandmother in Kenya, who claims that she was present at his birth … in what is now called Kenya!
    Sixth, the “birth certificate” posted on the Obama campaign website and other liberal websites. Since Barack Obama was born in 1961, long before laser printers and office computers, his original birth certificate would be typewritten … unlike the laser printed “copy” purported to be genuine.
    The evidence demands that Barack Obama answer why he has been hiding the truth from the American people about his eligibility to run for, and serve as, President!
    Mr. Obama continues to categorically refuse to produce the decisive evidence proving whether he is a “natural born” citizen.

    Barack Obama continues to battle any attempt to see his real birth certificate producing only a phony one posted on his website as well as fighting tooth and nail those who seek access to his college records. Records which may prove that he was foreign born!

    A subpoena was filed by the United States Justice Foundation upon Occidental College to gain access to Mr. Obama’s college records and are fighting to get at the truth on many other fronts, as well, including:

    Appealing a case filed by USJF in California, all the way up to the United States Supreme Court, if necessary, on behalf of 2008 Presidential candidate Alan Keyes, calling into question Mr. Obama’s status as a “natural born” citizen;
    Funding, and assisting local attorneys and Plaintiffs, in similar lawsuits, in Ohio, Hawaii, and Mississippi, AND we’re considering filing more lawsuits in other states; and
    has initiated a campaign demanding that all US State Attorney Generals take action now to find the truth about Obama.

    Those are the facts.

  • Kim:

    Ralph, what do you have to say about the two main newspapers in Honolulu at the time of his birth? They both have his birth announcement in them. Are those fake as well? What would be the motive in 1961 for this? I’m pretty sure McCain would have been all over this if it were in fact true. And that’s a FACT.

  • Ralph:

    None of the above that I posted can be refuted. The two main newspapers you speak of are NOT in agreement.
    He was Not born in Hawaii.

  • Kim:

    So the newspapers are all in on the conspiracy as well? Ok. Yeah that makes sense.

  • Kelly:

    So you can cut and paste some crap off of some website. That does not make it fact. You complete overlook the 9 million websites that do refute that BS. You say none of these “facts” can be refuted. Not one can be proven either. Just because it’s in print, doesn’t make it true. It’s such a ridiculous nontopic i can’t believe it. Why don’t you just get to the point and admit that it friggin burns your ass that a black man is the president of the united states. It would at least be honest.

  • Ralph:

    I know you’d do anything to save Soetreo.
    You’d even kill people with impunity I’d bet.
    That’s comming which is WHY, firearm and ammo are going the the roof.
    People need to protect themselves from the left wing dictatorship thats shaping up in this country.
    People Like Kim are depending on it to make sure this nation “Changes”

  • Kelly:

    Nobody here talks about killing with impunity except you Ralph. Nobody talks about gettin’ their guns and ammo here except you.

  • Kim:

    Killing people with impunity is reservered for people like Dumbya and his cohorts through asinine wars like Iraq. I on the other hand don’t believe that killing and violence is the answer to much of anything. Even for idiots like you. If I have to protect myself, it would be from the neocons like you who are stockpiling weapons because of some imaginary Armageddon.
    “I know you’d do anything to save Soetreo.” You are such an ass.

  • admin:

    I’d just like to say that Kim and Kelly are aquitting themselves with aplomb, common sense and a degree of disdain that fills me with joy. I feel warm all over.

  • Ralph:

    Despots like Soetero and the people who support him are nothing new.
    Soetreo offers nothing new. No change. Just pain and suffering.
    The left are all facists just waiting for the signal to take children away from parents, kill them and kill as many people as you can period.
    Just like your heros Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Uncle Ho and Barry Soetreo. He shook hands with another murdering dictator Chavez.
    This guy is just anti USA as all leftists are anti US anti freedom mudering bastards.

  • admin:

    You’re really starting to bore me. Really, I was never all that amused to begin with but I assumed it was fun for my readers to have a genuine bona fide nut job attempting to engage.

    Kill children? Kill as many people as we can? No shit? Where do you get this stuff? Do you mean like in unjustified wars and stuff? Or maybe introducing crack into our inner cities or maybe just making it impossible for poor folks to afford health care?

    If that’s what you mean, I feel your pain. I understand the irrational fear that blinds you to anything resembling decency or common sense.

    I was disappointed you forgot to include Hitler in your list of despots. Maybe this means you somehow think Hitler was onto something.

    The best advice I can offer is to……..NOT procreate.

  • Kim:

    Thanks admin. 🙂

  • admin:

    You are more than welcome.

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