“…..perfect unrepresentative left-wing machine dedicated to a secular socialist future.” -Newt Gingrich at the Southern Leadership Conference

Newt, the slimy little fucker, is far from stupid.  He knows the difference between socialism and what’s going on here.  By now they all do.  The acolytes.  They know that by their definitions of socialism, police, fire and library services would all be communist bovines for slaughter.  This is what makes them assholes.  They know and understand they are lying through their wicked teeth and across their lizard tongues.

Pricks.

The thing is this, the 1/4 paradigm or the great unwashed, don’t know or even suspect a goddamn thing.  They don’t ask questions.  They hate us.  Makes sense.  I hate them too.  Otherwise perfectly rational human beings.  Sometimes.  The things they don’t ask about are the the things they’re not rational about.  The less they ask, well, you see where I’m going with this.  They take pride in being underinformed.

The light in the fridge goes out when you shut the door?  What about the one over the stove?

They may be angry because they have begun to understand they are among the inevitable one in four.  I myself avoided an IQ test until my late thirties.  I just didn’t need any proof that I might actually be stupid.  I think they begin to smell something, they have begun the discomfort of not fitting in at a real job.  They realize they might be sliding toward a universal stupid.  One that everyone else recognizes.  One they can’t figure out.  They only have a chance for something in common with one of every four they meet.

They are lonely and pissed off.  Really bitter.

Wanna know why?

You’ll forgive the triteness of my thrust I hope.  That was funny.  But it really is the media.  Seriously.  An extravagantly trite thrust.  FOX NEWS is misanthropes anonymous.  All the air personalities and everyone who watches the incompetent and dishonest train wreck.  You know, the socially retarded, anal and brainal retentive, paranoid and spiritually compelled by some form of Christianity but so obviously empty they can’t help but judge everyone that isn’t like them?  Sometimes they even execute a sentence or two.

See, that was a pun.

Sometimes they wear pointy white hoods to fit their pointy white heads.  It seems like there might be quite a few of them but there’s not.  Americans love loud and stupid any way they can get it.  We just want to chew our nails or bite our palms.

It’s so sad.  I was really starting to think I could trust Newt.  Didn’t he and Hillary make bffs a while back?

My father would say “…..in a pig’s ass.”

Newt Gingrich sucks.

See here, the deal is this, these asswipes that are being so dishonest with their constituents as well as the public at large, at the same time they are at the very very least being egregiously intellectually dishonest with themselves.  They are husks.  Newt and Robertson, McConnell and Boehner.  While Hannity and Limbaugh can be a bit more nimble………………. Bachmann and Palin is a pairing/cage fight we’d all like to see.  There is one absolute sweeping generalization I can make about the great unwashed.  They are repressed.  Not just sexually, despite hating dildos almost as much as health care.

Fear of a black planet.

Give me a break.  Fucking Coburn blocking unemployment benefits tells us all we need to know.  They believe the average, out of work man or woman expects a hand out.  A triter thrust still but I whip it in anyway…………    What people want is a hand.  These people don’t want a free goddamn lunch.  They want a job.  Self respect.  Suspending their benefits for some bullshit inconsistent principal makes me wonder if you don’t belong in a dishwasher.  As in dish.  A DISH.  Just a dish…………

Asshole.

I’m going to go out with grace.  I’m still swinging, however.  I know the answer to all of the above and it’s discouragingly simple.  If you think you know the answer, leave it as a comment.

Drinks for my friends.

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